nitaabeast:

Dad: honey, you hung up on me.
Mom: no, there was no service!
Dad: I miss you.
Mom: You’re weird. You’ll see me in an hour.
Dad: I’ll just keep missing you until you get here then.

nitaabeast:

Uncle: honey, your face is fat.
Aunt: AND? *eats her ice cream
Uncle: you got a big stomach too
Aunt: AND???!
Uncle: you’re beautiful.

you keep breaking the camera home guurrrrl